[1994-03-05-SMW-TV] Dick Murdoch and Bob Armstrong

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

A pair of promos hyping an upcoming match between the two, and both are as great as you'd expect.

 

"We know what rasslin's all about. It's not about 94 clotheslines." -- Dick Murdoch

 

And you all know what I think of Bob Armstrong's promos. This is one of his best. Ponder that. He should be studied and copied.

[Cox]

Instead of The Miz or Randy Orton or whomever, The Marine 3 should star Bob Armstrong.

[Kevin Ridge]

Is the 94 clothesline in reference to anyone particular? Great promo by Armstrong. Just love the way he talks.

[Exposer]

This consisted of two tremendous, hard to combat promos from two of the best ever at it. Murdoch saying he knows who his parents are was funny. The Bullet just can cut a promo like no other.

[soup23]

2 signature promos from two of the best.

[El-P]

I'm reaaaaaally bored of angles about Bob Armstrong at this point, no matter how good a promo he is. That said, he's that good of a promo, and we know from whom Road Dog got his agile tongue.

[PeteF3]

It'll be Bullet Bob vs. Cornette & Murdoch in a handicap match--no wonder Cornette is so out of sorts. I'm getting sad now that Dick is only about a year away from the end, because despite his age and his look he's such a compelling talker that he may well have had more to offer, at least as a mouthpiece.

[GSR]

Murdoch says that the telephone lines are burning and every day he’s getting a call from Mama Cornette giving him a few more dollars. He’s the nastiest, filthiest, dirtiest, slimiest, stinkiest individual you’ll ever know and he and Bob Armstrong both know what wrestling is all about; it’s not about 94 clotheslines, it’s about getting down in the mud, the blood and the beer. Armstrong made a mistake when he let Jim Cornette choose a partner of his choice for this match, he didn’t realise Dick Murdoch was available. Every time those hillbillies start cheering for him it just makes him want to whip him that little bit more because people in Texas know who their mothers and fathers are. Do you? He tells Mama Cornette to keep the telephone ringing and Jimmy can sleep well, relax and put his feet up as he will protect him and Bob Armstrong better get ready because he’s on his way.

 

Bob Armstrong says that everyone is talking about Golden Week ’94 and it’s the biggest event Smoky Mountain Wrestling has promoted so far. It’s on everybody’s lips and he’s especially proud to talk about it with them because he’s directly involved. When he became Commissioner again they also came to an agreement that he can wrestle if he needs to. There is one thing he needs to do, and that’s to take care of Jim Cornette for everything that he put he and his good friend The Bullet through. Cornette is like the kid on the block who gets everybody else to fight and he just sits down and laughs. This time he’s got to do his own fighting but he still couldn’t do it by himself, and got Dick Murdoch to be his partner thinking The Bullet wouldn’t be able to get past Captain Redneck to get his hands on him. Well he’s prepared to take a beating from him just to get to Cornette and at Golden Week ’94 it’s time to return the favours, he always pays his debts and he owes Jim Cornette