In a PWO2K thread discussing Takayama vs Akiyama, Loss posed the intriguing question: Is there a better match where the participants have rhyming names?
After thinking about it for at least 20 minutes, I think I came up with a reasonable suggestion, but since then the idea has been rattling around in my brain non-stop.
Did this one ever happen? ...because it could be right up there:
Jack Brisco vs Larry Zbyszko
Dick Togo vs Mr. Pogo
I think the following might have happened at some point, but probably would not have been as good as Akiyama vs Takayama (or Jushin Liger vs Black Tiger):
Porkchop Cash vs Kevin Nash
Black Bart vs Bret Hart
I think the following certainly never happened, but I'd like to see them:
Asian Cooger & Freddy Krueger* vs Lex Luger and Bastion Booger
*(Doug Gilbert's IWA Japan persona)
Daniel Bryan vs Raja Lion
Koko Ware & B. Brian Blair vs The Nature Boy Ric Flair & Terrible Ted the Wrestling Bear
El Felino vs Sammartino
The Garvins* vs The Marvins**
*(Rugged Ron and Gorgeous Jimmy)
**(Ricky and Rocky)
Sangre Chicana vs Colt Cabana vs Tito* Santana
These were the worst ones I came up with:
Fabulous Moolah vs The Butcher, Abdullah
Aja Kong vs Theodore R. Long
What have you got?