TAD SMITH COLISEUM
The Mighty Seminole Warrior beats Rip Rogers with an inverted powerslam that ricks the house!
Rip Rogers tried playing the scarred heel gimmick here but within a minute or two, he truly was scared. The Seminole Warrior was just to fast and strong and seemed one step ahead.
Ron Simmons: Well. Well, Well… what are you going to do next Ernie Ladd? You thought LeRoy Brown was Bad enough to come and get this mask off! You must be a dumb as you look.
The crowd explodes as Hacksaw Reed comes out and the two hug!
Hacksaw Butch Reed: Ernie Ladd…. I told ya’ll, us All-Americans stick together. It looks like your Nation of Domination is not so dominating since I left. In fact… myself with the Mighty Seminole Warrior here might just be the DOOM of your little group.
Ernie Ladd struts out to a chorus of boos…
Ernie Ladd: Well the clown here in the silly mask gets a lucky win and you two fools think that the strongest alliance in all of wrestling… the Nation of Domination is crumbling. You two are out of your minds! In fact, I am so sure you guys couldn’t beat Tony Atlas and Bad Bad LeRoy Brown that I will put my managerial license on the line. My Nation of Domination vs you two suckers at Memorial Day Bask in Pensacola, Florida!
Hacksaw Butch Reed: Oh now we are talking. Have you not forgotten the last time you put something on the line against me, I ended your wrestling career! You got a deal! That means in just a few weeks, I will be UWF Champ and have gotten rid of Ernie Ladd!
Ernie Ladd: Not so fast you mental midget. When we win, the clown here must unmask!
Mighty Seminole Warrior: Deal…. If you wanted to know who I was, all you had to do was ask.
All of a sudden, the Mighty Seminole Warrior rips off his own mask!!!!!
Jim Ross: Good Gawd Almighty! It’s Ron Simmons and he is flexing every muscle in his body.
Ernie Ladd, with a look of horror, stumbles backwards and actually ends up tripping over his own feet. Reed and Simmons look like they want to get the fight underway now as Ladd basically crawls away!
Dr. Death & The Barbarian with Skandar Akbar defeat Bob Whipmore & Al Costello as Dr. Death spears Whipmore
Skandar Akbar: Listen up you no good losers out their in TV land. The Road Warriors have you all fooled. You think they are the mightiest team around but they have a weakness. A really big weakness. They are missing some of their senses. They hear alright as their heads seem to get bigger and bigger each time you fools cheer for them so they must hear you but that is it! They can’t smell or see! Those two clowns with the war paint can’t possible be able to smell. I mean it if they could, they would take a shower. They smell like rotten eggs and do nothing about it and they are as blind as a bat. If they could see at all, they would see there days as champs are over. That’s right Paul Ellering, break it to your boys, the World Titles will be in the hands of Devastation Inc. in two weeks at Memorial Day Bash.
Dick Murdoch with Ron Wright beats DJ Peterson with the Brainbuster
Ron Wright: I am so excited right now! Others are helping to do my dirty work! Eddie Gilbert was in the parking lot trying to get rid of the Unchristian Tommy Rich. Rich struts around hear taking other guy’s women. Wildfire Rich is full of sin and if he actually gets out the jail he was just taken to and if he is still able to stand after the beating that Eddie Gilbert gave him, my man Dick Murdoch is going to drop him right on his head in the first round of the UWF Title Tournament.
Dick Murdoch: Tommy Rich, we go back a long way! The only problem for you is that means I have had plenty of time to get to hate you and hate you I do! Bring your asperin this week as I am going to Bust your Brain!
UWF SOUTHERN TITLE MATCH
LEX LUGER VS BUDDY LANDELL
The tough night for the Hollywood Blondes continues as Landell meets a similar fate to Rip Rogers. Luger is just too good right now to allow any of Landell’s tricks to work. After about 5 minutes with see Landell submit to the Rack Attack.
It was obvious that Lex still was excited to greet the fans but when Jim Ross asked about the whereabouts of Baby Doll, Luger quickly became irrated as stormed off. As we go to break, Jim Ross wonders if it was something he said.
KENDALL WINDHAM VS BRUTUS BEEKCAKE
In a rather long match for tv, we go about 8 minutes of back and forth action before Windham is able to get the win with the running bulldog. At the interview desk, Cowboy Bill Watts reminds us that Windham has also suffered recently at the hands Jim Cornette just like the Rock n Roll Express so he has granted Windham another shot at the UWF Continental Title against Dirty Dick Slater at the Memorial Day Bash!
Exotic Adrian Street with Miss. Linda defeats Frank Dalton with a sleeper hold
It still amazes Cowboy Bill Watt’s that the antics of the Exotic One and Miss. Linda have won over these fans but it is obvious that they love his style.
Bob Armstrong & Ron Fuller vs Grizzly Boone and Big Bubba Ottman with Ron Wright
A wild match that is keeps everyone on the edge of their seats! Unfortunately, Ron Fuller was injured early here and Bob Armstrong was forced to do almost of all the work on his own. It was just too much as the 400+ pounder Grizzly Boone caught him with a Giant Splash for the win.
Ron Wright’s crew added a double splash to Armstrong who needed medical attention to get back to the locker room as Ron Wright was yelling how they got rid of one of the “Unchristianed ones” tonight!
Before the end of the show were hear from Cowboy Bill Watts.
Cowboy Bill Watts: As I said in the last hour, I needed some time to think about the feud between Tommy “Wildfire” Rich and “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert. This feud has truly gotten out of hand and I fear for the safety of Tommy, Eddie and Missy Hyatt. To make sure that nobody gets seriously hurt, I have decided their match at the Memorial Day Bash will be a Loser Leave Town Match!
Jim Ross: Wow, I can’t believe it has gotten to that point but you are right and while wrestling is already as dangerous as a rattle snake, these two looks like the are trying to taste the venom!
but in the end, does little to slow the war between Ron Wright and his men against the Bullet and the Stud. Only about 2 minutes into the match, we see Ron Wright signal to the back and out comes that monster we saw earlier; Grizzly Boone. At 400+ pounds, Boone easily sways the tide in the favor of Wright’s Army. The show ends with Ottman and Boone repeatedly coming off the ropes for Giant Splashes on both Armstrong and Fuller! Brad and Jeff Jarrett rush to their aid but they are swatted away like flies and they soon are met with the same fight!
Jim Ross: Bawh Gawd, the carnage! Ron Wright and his stable have left a mass of destruction in their wake!