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#1 Loss

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 08:42 AM

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:11 PM

"And this is exactly what I was talking about last week. You two giant slugs have been out here for what, three, four minutes? And already you've forced these poor people to drift off into their own little worlds, completely oblivious to what you're saying, and completely oblivious to you. I mea, you two morons couldn't string together two intelligent words... and I was forced to come out here and save this segment! Personification of evil... HA! I say personification of BOREDOM! The only thing scary about you two is the amount of TV time you get which causes the people to pick up the remote and change the channel, looking for a hero. Well STOP changing the channel because your hero has ARRIVED! Chris Jericho has come to save the WWF... Finally, there's a man who's entertaining enough and exciting enough to bring this company back to prominence and make some money for this beleagured promotion... and I'm here to say that 'RAW is SNORE' is now dead and buried and long live 'RAW is JERICHO!" "Tazz... Raisin... would you please SHUT THE HELL UP! You know, for the last couple of weeks, I've had a table broken over my stomach, I've had a pair of nunchuks whack me over the head, I've been smashed in the face with a glass bottle, but none of those things were half as painful as sitting back there and listening to your brutally boring speeches! What *about* you? What *about* Raisin? I mean, you might as well ask 'What about the plight of the African anteater?' Or, 'what about the price of back bacon in Saskatoon?' Or how about 'what about the fact that nobody cares about any of those questions and nobody gives a damn about either one of you?' " What's the wrong thing to say when you're standing near Danny Hodge? ... "Ah. shoot!" - Billy Wicks [Terry Funk on why he refused to press charges against fans who tried to injure or kill him]: "I mean do I want to put someone in jail because I convinced him or her that I needed to die? That's how I look at it and that may be sick, but it's also beautiful." Sabu, near the end of his barbed wire match vs. Terry Funk: "My eye! My eye!" “Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.” <- can't remember who it was that said this one...

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:30 PM

"OH, MY HAIR!" -- Mick Foley, after getting thrown head-first into a barbed wire board by Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer at One Night Stand 2006.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:55 PM

The Rock doesn't care about the history of the WCW Title??? Well The Rock knows damn well the history of the WCW Title. The Rock knows that the title traces back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat, and WHOOOOOOOO Ric Flair! ... The Rock also knows damn well, what in recent years the WCW Title has come to...Diamond Dallas Page? Booker T? The guy from Scream 2, the dog from Married with Children, the maid from the Jeffersons! Shane McMahon, this title is just like your sister, everybody gets a turn! Intense pain is a wonderful thing, Gene Okerlund. Your life flashes before your eyes, things that are the most important to you become crystal clear. You start to begin to learn the meaning of life. Last week when they stuffed me in that ambulance and I looked across and I saw Flair, Sting, Woman, Bagwell and myself, I realized that we were people brought together not by philosophy, but by necessity. And I started to think, New World Order, New World Order, where have I heard that? And I remembered in the Good Book it says, 'When the new world order is put into place it signals the beginning of the end of time.' Well, WCW is our world, it's where we live and breathe. And if you want to destroy it, Hogan and The Outsiders, you've already made a mistake that jumps off the page. If you're gonna take a baseball bat to a Horseman, finish the job. Because there's one rule of gang fighting. See, we are the original gang and we're the most vicious in all of professional wrestling history. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send two of theirs to the morgue. - Double A

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:02 PM

"My father, many years ago, died in my arms after a professional wrestling match. I don't remember a lot of what happened right afterward, and I don't really remember the funeral. But I do remember visiting the grave frequently, and when I was all alone, just me and the Texas wind, on the tombstone were the letters F-U-N-K. I vowed at that moment to make that name synonymous with wrestling, and that's what I'm going to do, Ricky Steamboat. Even if I have to step on you or your half-breed, pig-nosed, punk kid to do it." -- Terry Funk

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:03 PM

"Ric Flair, you are proof that most white people ain't got no rhythm." -- Dusty Rhodes

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:06 PM

"Roses are red, violets are blue, Bobby Heenan is an idiot, OH YEAH!" -- Randy Savage

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:07 PM

"I'm good at Roman numerals, no, that's not true, I'm great! I used them on my tax returns of 1988! They brought me in for questioning and wow were they impressed! Imagine what they'd think if I had really done my best." -- "The Genius" Lanny Poffo

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:37 PM

"Greetings to all of our fans in Memphis! As we all know, there are two types of Elvis... there was fat Elvis... and really fat Elvis! But the sad thing is... none of us will ever get the chance to find how fat Elvis really would have been... because he ended up like this town... Dead!!!!" - Christian




Before we begin this event, I just wanna say a few things to you foul people... This city is filthy! You Southerners live like pigs! So I'm going to teach you some lessons in hygiene... bring you out of your squalor... People, this is a bar of soap. Does it look familiar to you? If you wet it, it'll clean your hands. * crowd goes crazy with anger * And now, for your next lesson: This... ... ... is a roll of toilet paper! * Lawler storms in, knocks the mic out of Kaufman's hand *

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 10:23 PM

"Because I'm twice the man you are, and I have half the brain you do!" -Sid ::incredulous laughter:: -Hall & Nash

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 10:56 PM

Tony Schiavone at the XWF taping in fall of 2001: (Before Hogan v Hennig) Schiavone: (as Hogan has a noticeable gut and is clearly limping to the ring) Hulk Hogan looks to be in tremendous shape!

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 07:30 AM

Jim Cornette: "I've been training hard for this match. I've done pushups, I've done pull-ups, I've done chin-ups, Ive done sit-ups, I threw up twice but I'm OK now..."

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 10:28 PM

"She took my credit cards, she took my horse, she took my money, she went to Hawaii and spent $5,000 on assorted men and papaya juice, jack!"

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 12:32 AM

This one made me laugh for some reason. Tony Schiavone during the Main Event of Starrcade 96: "There's more to Roddy Piper than his joints!"

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:10 PM

"I've had more championships than you've had pieces of ass!" - Ric Flair to Syxx

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:27 AM

The only time Sabu talked in old ECW: "Taz! MOTHERFUCKER, TAZ!"

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 04:44 PM

"He just knocked the mousse out of Billy Gunn's hair!" - Jim Ross, commentating during a Hardcore Holly vs Billy Gunn hardcore title match from a spring 1999 episode of RAW. "Above Mike Average Sanders has got him..." - slightly paraphrased Schiavone commentary during an episode of Thunder from 2000.

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 04:57 PM

"Abuse of power! You suck! You are a no-good sonofabitch!" - Ric Flair

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 05:04 PM

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him." -Bobby Heenan

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 06:39 PM

"Lita's jerking Edge off... of the ladder!" - Jim Ross, Wrestlemania X-7, TLC 2 match




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