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El-P

Member Since 02 Jun 2008
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In Topic: WWE Elimination Chamber 2018

Today, 01:00 PM

To quote my own review of the last EC match :

 

"I don't like the new Chamber. Too smooth. It looks like a dungeon in a swingers club, with pods with shady blue lighting for naked dancers and padding to fuck on the side."

 

Hardy vs Wyatt will probably begin Wyatt's road to have another year of fucking awful matches.

 

Women's Chamber will probably have Sasha Banks as the MVP and Mickie James as Arn. Not too familiar with the two new girls to make more predictions. 

 

Men's Chamber hopefully will be better than last year's mostly dreadfull one, but the new Chamber really hurts the whole gimmick like I said. I'll probably have Bálor as Arn. Rollins in the RVD spot. Braun Strowman doing a successful monster sequence and even MVP if the booking allows him to.

 

I dread booking dumbfuckery in the women's single match, but it will probably be Nia's best match, for which she'll get way too much credit.

 

Should be a rather fun show overall, unless the Chamber matches stink like it's 2015 again.


In Topic: Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4

Yesterday, 06:20 AM

It's a euphemism for a handjob at an Asian massage parlor. It was also the name of Gail Kim's finisher in TNA, because TNA.

 

Holy shit. I never noticed that about Gail (I'm going through TNA 2008 now), but I was not getting the reference anyway. Russo...

But anyway, yeah, very embarrassing from the so-called "modern" NXT crowd. 


In Topic: Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4

Yesterday, 06:01 AM

Some fans were chanting "happy ending"

 

What is the meaning of this one ?


In Topic: Hall of Fame 2018

21 February 2018 - 04:22 PM

You can also sell your ring. Wooo !


In Topic: Something To Love (Bruce Prichard's podcast)

21 February 2018 - 12:42 PM

Also, the Sunny one is quite fascinating, but also kinda sad, really, especially the conclusion, which I won't spoil.

 

I began Taker 95/97, I admit liking the digressions, like the signing of Micheal Hayes. It makes for a more dynamic and varied episode, especially for a super long format.