Guest secondcoming Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I always loved the way Prime Time opened: Gorilla: This is Gorilla Monsoon Heenan: ...and your host, Bobby Heenan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdw Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Navy SEAL Jesse Ventura volunteers to waterboard Cheney. Video. KING: You were a Navy SEAL. VENTURA: That’s right. I was water boarded, so I know — at SERE School, Survival Escape Resistance Evasion. It was a required school you had to go to prior to going into the combat zone, which in my era was Vietnam. All of us had to go there. We were all, in essence — every one of us was water boarded. It is torture. KING: What was it like? VENTURA: It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders. It shows my age, but the line about the Tate murders had me on the floor. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkGotch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 The Macho Man Randy Savage is bad to the bone! And I got a heart made of stone right now. And Im liviiiiing on the edge of lightning bolt and I do not apologize for that! - Macho Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artDDP Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 WCW Bash at the Beach 1994, Steve Austin is wrestling Ricky Steamboat. Steamboat knocks Austin off the apron and onto the arena floor. Bobby Heenan: "Okay, now they should give him a twenty-minute rest." Tony Schiavone: "Yeah. [long pause] A what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuttsy Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 "You got pretty much the most important man in the world standing right here and you wanna talk to HER?!" - Randy Savage, to Gene Okerlund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuttsy Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 "Ric Flair, you are proof that most white people ain't got no rhythm." -- Dusty Rhodes For some reason imagining Dusty saying this is the funniest thing ever to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCampbell Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 During the Guerrero/Ohtani match from Starrcade '95: Schivone: He's got until the count of five to break the hold. Heenan: He's a stranger to our country, I think he should get a bit longer than five. Schivone: How long, Brain? Heenan: 30 or 35. During the 1990 Royal Rumble after Warrior was eliminated and then ran back in and attacked the heels. Schivone: He's a wild man! Ventura: He's an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 During the Guerrero/Ohtani match from Starrcade '95: Schivone: He's got until the count of five to break the hold. Heenan: He's a stranger to our country, I think he should get a bit longer than five. Schivone: How long, Brain? Heenan: 30 or 35. That reminds me of the Hogan-Sarge WM7 match... After a two-count for Slaughter: Heenan: You know, in Iraq, you only have to count to 2. Monsoon: Well, we're not in Iraq! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artDDP Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 WrestleMania VI, Hogan traps Warrior in a front-facelock. Gorilla Monsoon: "What a punishing hold this is!" Jesse Ventura: "Absolutely, just ask Richard Belzer." WWE edited that line out of every release of the match until the WM XVIII bonus features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 "You talk about Impact! Impact heard round the world. Impact heard in 48 hundred million . . .uhm. . .countries around the world!" -- Dusty Rhoads, in the ring with Tenay, the very first TNA Impact show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCampbell Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 From Brad Armstrong's shoot interview, after he accidentally opened up a huge gash on Steve Williams' eye. "DOC. . . I'M SORRY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyonthewall2983 Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Johnny Polo: Were you an arm wrestler, Gorilla? Gorilla Monsoon: Yes I was. J.P.: How were you? G.M.: I used to eat guys like you for breakfast. J.P: Yeah, but how'd you do at arm wrestling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHawk Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I forget which match it was (I want to say it was Warrior-Rude but I think I'm wrong) but it was definitely SummerSlam 89 after a chair shot outside the ring. Jesse Ventura: "Now why isn't that a disqualification?" Tony Schiavone: "It took place outside the ring." Ventura: "So it's OK to grab a gun and shoot your opponent as long as you do it outside the ring?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artDDP Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I'm pulling these from memory but I know they are on the Ric Flair DVD sets WWE put out. Flair, to Tony Schiavone & David Crockett: "That's why this jacket cost $1000 and this [schiavone's] cost $500...[grabs Crockett's] and I don't know how much this cost but I'd be ashamed to wear it!" Flair again: "My shoes cost more than your house!" Flair, on wrestling an African-American jobber: "I don't wrestle guys like this, I employ them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHawk Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Jerry Lawler (several times, most notably to Andy Kaufman): "I couldn't warm up to you if we were cremated together." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strummer Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Johnny Polo: Were you an arm wrestler, Gorilla? Gorilla Monsoon: Yes I was. J.P.: How were you? G.M.: I used to eat guys like you for breakfast. J.P: Yeah, but how'd you do at arm wrestling? Yes! This is during the Shawn Michaels/Jannetty cage match on the bloodbath DVD that's a great Zucker Brothers-esque line from Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCampbell Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Polo: What kind of wrestling did you do, Gorilla? Monsoon: Greco-Roman, Freestyle. . . Polo: Any mud wrestling? Hot Oil? Monsoon: No. Polo: Banana wrestling? Monsoon: Stop. Polo: Even though it was invented by your relatives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyonthewall2983 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I don't know if they ever worked together, but I think Gorilla would have been great with Cornette on commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 "There you see the love child of Mick Marrs and Nikki Six." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 From GAB '92 Ventura: [speaking about Liger] "That is an ugly mask. He looks like The Predator." Ross: ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 "I think you're talking out of your rear end because your head would know better!" - Lawler to Doug Gilbert, USWA 1996 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyonthewall2983 Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 From GAB '92 Ventura: [speaking about Liger] "That is an ugly mask. He looks like The Predator." Ross: ... He said something similar during the Liger/Pillman match at that year's SuperBrawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 From the Raven/Axl Rotten shoot interview. Axl talks about why his WCW stint was cut short : Raven : So, what happened in WCW ? Axl : Grizzly Smith was not a fan of me, at all. Raven : You weren't a 12 year old girl. Axl : Yeah... And really, he fucked me, man... Raven : So, you were a 12 year old girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dusty Rhodes You should have made it a point to get both of em daddy. Don't just get one. Don't take one limb. Don't take one arm. Don't take one ear and don't take one eye. If Sting has to carry me on his back, damn it all. If he has to drag me in a wagon. I'm breathin, you hear what I'm sayin. You should of got it done!!! Its violence for the sake of violence!!! Now I will turn it around!!! To my violence!!! My lightning bolt!!! My fire!!! My thunder!!! An eye for an eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Jackson Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Just saw this last night, and I thought I'd share it here. (although most in these parts have probably seen it, and I can't possibly do it justice, but it's so freaking hilarious) It's from the Flair shoot interview. Basically Flair is telling a story about how cool Harley Race was. As an example he details a locker room discussion between a very young Curt Hennig and Race concerning an upcoming match between the two (I'm paraphrasing): Hennig (in a squeaky teen voice): "Um, Mr.Race, what do you want to do about the finish to our match?" Race: (takes a drag from a cigarette): "What's your finisher kid?" Hennig: "Um, an elbow off the top rope" Race: (takes another drag from a cigarette): "I'll move" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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